Tuesday, May 27, 2003
From Word:
IT STARTED ON THE ROCKING VICAR'S web-site when Ronald Hackston came up with the idea of a TV series called Tom Waits, in which the gravelly-voiced bohemian songsmith was involved in a series of Godot-like situations which varied from week to week (...) involving him in a dentists waiting room or at home waiting for a plumber.
Other suggestions include:
Bill Withers - "A slow-mo art film showing the gradual shrinkage of a soul singer's post-tumescent member."
Britney Spears - "In which the teen superstar runs amok in a mall with a javelin."
Mike Peters - "Series starring former Alarm singer which starts off quite well and then becomes a bit dull."
Ryan Giggs - "Tuesday, Retford Porrterhouse; Wednesday, Sheffield Limit Club; Thursday, Nottingham Boat Club..."
Kathy Bates - "Watch as the statuesque Oscar-winning actress insults and antagonizes total strangers in the street."
It may be purile, but it's really, really funny.
IT STARTED ON THE ROCKING VICAR'S web-site when Ronald Hackston came up with the idea of a TV series called Tom Waits, in which the gravelly-voiced bohemian songsmith was involved in a series of Godot-like situations which varied from week to week (...) involving him in a dentists waiting room or at home waiting for a plumber.
Other suggestions include:
Bill Withers - "A slow-mo art film showing the gradual shrinkage of a soul singer's post-tumescent member."
Britney Spears - "In which the teen superstar runs amok in a mall with a javelin."
Mike Peters - "Series starring former Alarm singer which starts off quite well and then becomes a bit dull."
Ryan Giggs - "Tuesday, Retford Porrterhouse; Wednesday, Sheffield Limit Club; Thursday, Nottingham Boat Club..."
Kathy Bates - "Watch as the statuesque Oscar-winning actress insults and antagonizes total strangers in the street."
It may be purile, but it's really, really funny.