Friday, December 03, 2004
Tabloid journalists.
They look like real people. They move like real people. Some of them could even be considered smart (but not clever).
They do, in actual fact, resemble what would be the hideous off-spring of Christine Hamilton and Alastair Campbell over an infidelity with Jeffrey Archer.
(Melanie Phillips, do me a favour and never, ever speak of adopted children again. Or to them, for that matter. Or to anyone else. Of anything else.)
They look like real people. They move like real people. Some of them could even be considered smart (but not clever).
They do, in actual fact, resemble what would be the hideous off-spring of Christine Hamilton and Alastair Campbell over an infidelity with Jeffrey Archer.
(Melanie Phillips, do me a favour and never, ever speak of adopted children again. Or to them, for that matter. Or to anyone else. Of anything else.)