I found these on BertramOnline:

Cowardly German Chocolate
Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Donald Rum Raisin
US Army Tank Crunch
US Navy Battle-Chip
US Air Force Over-The-Rainbow Sherbet
US Marine Tough Cookies & Cream
School Prayerleens & Crème
Gun Nut

'Q. Is Star Spangled Ice Cream for real, or is this website just a practical joke?
A. Star Spangled Ice Cream is for real even though some people may think our flavor names are over the top. And not only real, but really, really delicious. Star Spangled is a private label brand made under the supervision of an experienced, Baltimore-based producer of high-end gourmet ice cream.'

And then American critics get upset with a Lars Von Trier-film?!

It reminds me of that pizza-bloke from Fanø, a minuscule Danish island, who decided against selling pizzas to German and French tourists, because of their opposition to the war in Iraq. Warning: this man's guest-book is a disgrace, and some people, and I can't even be bothered to intellectualise this, are fucking idiots.
posted by charlotte at 15:31 - comment