Last time Mr s. came back from Beerland, he brought me a present that truly reflects his feelings for me.
Some girls get jewellery.
Some girls get flowers.
Me?

I got a garden gnome.

I was reminded of this when I found this fantastic invention: the Incredible Instant Adoring Boyfriend. He can be purchased here and I, for one, would be more than pleased with one.
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