Someone suggested that I sell my mother on ebay.
Not because I don't like my mother, but we need money and all things Scandinavian seem to be quite in demand at the moment.

FOR SALE:
One Danish mother. Middle-aged, but in good condition. Only slightly used.
Price negotiable. Buyer must be able to pick up item in Denmark.
Item suffers from hayfever and nut-allergy. Loves animals. Does not like loud music.
Most suitable for surburban life.
posted by charlotte at 12:53 - comment