Thursday, May 05, 2005
I am getting married the day after tomorrow and thus am not entirely up to scratch on anything except dress-making, shoe shopping and the fact that apparently brides have to look perfect.
Much more exciting, at present, are the recent two viewings (in one week, no less) of a certain film, anticipated with equal parts dread and excitement by the usual geeks (like me) who were weaned onto this stuff many years ago. I shouldn't say too much about this, as the film is only released in the UK in June, but it is absolutely fab (the billowing coats and ties! the sinister white squirting of blood! A hobbit meeting a grisly end!) and definitely, definitely, so far the film of the year. No, fuck that, much better than that!
Anyhoo, when we meet again I'll be someone's wife; 'do you want to stay out for another drink?' someone will ask him. 'No',he'll answer, 'I have to get home to my wife'.
*Shudders*
I refuse to be the one in the curlers and the robe.
On the other hand: 'do you want another drink?' someone asks. 'Okay', he says, 'could you get one for my wife too?'
Now, that's nice.
Much more exciting, at present, are the recent two viewings (in one week, no less) of a certain film, anticipated with equal parts dread and excitement by the usual geeks (like me) who were weaned onto this stuff many years ago. I shouldn't say too much about this, as the film is only released in the UK in June, but it is absolutely fab (the billowing coats and ties! the sinister white squirting of blood! A hobbit meeting a grisly end!) and definitely, definitely, so far the film of the year. No, fuck that, much better than that!
Anyhoo, when we meet again I'll be someone's wife; 'do you want to stay out for another drink?' someone will ask him. 'No',he'll answer, 'I have to get home to my wife'.
*Shudders*
I refuse to be the one in the curlers and the robe.
On the other hand: 'do you want another drink?' someone asks. 'Okay', he says, 'could you get one for my wife too?'
Now, that's nice.